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Third-person wallet comedy

Captain PP and the Wallet Masquerade

Keep the hype alive, dodge the clipboard brigade, and complete four increasingly suspicious wallet swaps before the crowd develops object permanence.

Round 0 / 4 · Current mission
Press Start to enter Promise Plaza.
ARCADE PP 80 · ARCADE SOL 0 · STREAK 0
CROWD HYPE72%
SIDE-EYE6%
Move: WASD / arrows
Interact: Space or E
Restart: R
Ready for an entirely fictional bad decision.

Promise Plaza field manual

  1. Yellow arrow: your required objective.
  2. PR Spin Desk: spend 10 hype to erase 24 side-eye.
  3. Meme Cannon: gain 16 hype but attract 8 side-eye.
  4. Vibe Inspectors: avoid the red clipboard zones.
  5. Fast swaps: finish within 18 seconds to build a bonus streak.

Reality check

The joke depicts deliberate control because a playable character needs agency. The underlying investigation does not establish that same agency in the real world. Signed paths show transfers; seller CSVs show swaps; models estimate fungible-token ancestry.

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